DONALD TRUMP FOR
PRESIDENT!!
Two affulent white people fornicate and produce you.
HELL NO!
I'll fake a 'heel spur' ingury.
Oke. It's business time.
Live
your life.
You grow up in the upperclass wealhtly neighbourhood of Jamaica Estates, Queens.
FAIL.
FAIL.
Welcome to your life. You are Donald Mutherfucking TRUMP.
You can choose. Start at the beginning of your glorious life, or go straight to your final presidential debate with that frigid bitch Hilary.
Those fucking commies.
We gotta save that country.
What kind of businesses shall I begin ... ?
You go to a fancy private school.
You get kicked off age 13.
You go to military school.
1955. Vietnam War.
Something is clearly broken in this country.
I need to fix it.
I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
SLAY HILARY NOW!